Ghosts, Giggles, and a Good Night’s Sleep at Thisledo

8th March 2025

If you’re looking for a quiet, relaxing break in Skipton, you might want to avoid Malcolm Hanson’s Ghost Walk—unless, of course, you enjoy eerie tales, sudden shivers down your spine, and the possibility of an unexpected guest in your holiday cottage (don’t worry, it’s just the central heating creaking… probably).

Staying at Thisledo Holiday Cottage gives you the perfect base to explore Skipton’s charming cobbled streets, hearty pubs, and, if you’re feeling brave, its haunted history. And who better to guide you through the town’s ghostly past than Malcolm Hanson, Skipton’s very own storyteller extraordinaire?

The Ghost Walk Experience

Malcolm is the kind of tour guide who doesn’t just tell you about ghosts—he makes you feel like you’re about to meet one personally. He takes you through dark alleys and hidden courtyards, all while regaling you with stories of tragic fates, lingering spirits, and, most terrifying of all, local pub closures.

You’ll hear about the vengeful ghost of one of the High Street pubs, a shadowy figure that lurks in the depths of Skipton Castle, and even the eerie whispers that echo down the canal towpath at night (which, let’s be honest, could just be a tipsy local looking for their way home).

Screams, Laughs, and Unexpected Surprises

Now, if you’re anything like me, you’ll start the tour feeling like a rational adult. “Ghosts aren’t real,” you say confidently. But give it half an hour, and suddenly, every flickering streetlamp is a definite sign of supernatural activity.

The best part? Malcolm has a knack for making the whole experience both spooky and hilarious. Whether it’s an unexpected jump scare or the sheer joy of watching your partner shriek at a passing cat, it’s a night of entertainment you won’t forget.

Back to the Safety of Thisledo… Or Is It?

After the ghost walk, you’ll be very grateful to return to Thisledo’s warm, cosy embrace. A lovely stone cottage with modern comforts, a comfy bed, and—most importantly—no reports of hauntings (unless you count the occasional biscuit thief, a.k.a. your other half).

Still, just to be safe, you might find yourself double-checking the locks, keeping the bedside lamp on, and politely telling any potential spirits, “Look, I paid for a solo stay, so unless you’re contributing to the rental fee, kindly move along.”

Dare to Book?

So, if you fancy a bit of history, a lot of laughs, and maybe—just maybe—a ghostly encounter, book your stay at Thisledo Holiday Cottage and take a walk on the spooky side with Malcolm Hanson. It’s a night out in Skipton that will leave you questioning every creaky floorboard and unexpected draft.

Just don’t blame me if you end up sleeping with one eye open.