Royals in the Dales? What If William and Kate Stayed at Thisledo?
29th April 2025
So, word on the street today is that William and Kate are enjoying a serene stay in a holiday cottage on the Isle of Mull. No palace guards, no tiaras at breakfast – just a fire, a view, and hopefully someone remembered the teabags.
Naturally, this got us thinking… what would happen if the royal couple booked a cheeky getaway to Skipton and chose our own Thisledo Holiday Cottage as their retreat?
First of all: security.
We imagine the street would suddenly be teeming with chaps in sunglasses pretending not to look suspicious. Our neighbours might wonder why a black Range Rover with tinted windows keeps doing laps around the block, and local dogs would take a sudden interest in all the new smells.
Arrival at Thisledo
A royal knock on the cottage door (we’re assuming a polite tap-tap rather than a full Windsor rap) and in they come – William ducking slightly under the old Yorkshire lintel, and Kate immediately cooing at the tasteful cushions. She’d approve of the soft throws, the sparkling clean kitchen, and the fact there’s a teapot that pours properly.
William might be tempted to try out the sofa for a royal snooze – and who could blame him? After all, even future kings need a proper nap.
Royal Walkies
Being dog-friendly, we’d of course be delighted if they brought their cocker spaniel along. Picture Kate casually strolling down to Skipton Woods, poo bag in one hand, latte in the other, stopping only to politely decline yet another selfie request from an over-excited rambler in Gore-Tex.
Fish and chips, of course
A discreet takeaway from Bizzie Lizzie’s would be in order (we’re fairly sure they’d go for the haddock – they strike us as haddock people). They’d bring it back to Thisledo, eat it on proper plates like civilised people, and argue gently over who gets the last chip. Kate wins, obviously.
Day trips with a difference
You just know William would love a go on the Embsay Steam Railway, ideally in the driver’s seat, waving regally at small children as the whistle blows. Kate might prefer a mooch around Skipton’s Monday market – incognito in sunglasses and a flat cap, browsing socks and chutney like a local.
A discreet exit
When the time came to leave, we imagine they’d quietly pack up, leave a thank-you note (with a subtle royal monogram, naturally), and possibly even sign the guest book:
“A most delightful stay in Skipton. Cosy cottage, close to the town centre, and not a paparazzi in sight. 10/10 – would royal again. Love, William & Kate.”
While we can’t guarantee a royal visit, we can assure you that Thisledo Holiday Cottage is fit for your own little reign of relaxation – no crown required. Come and live like royalty (or at least like someone who appreciates a proper Yorkshire brew and a comfy bed).